The Stepmom Two-step

That confusing dance that stepmoms (who care) do

Step up
         Step 
               down
                        Step in
Step around 

Step        away

Step  aside 
(But not on their pride)

BIG STEP

Baby step

Whatever step
(Just give it some pep) 

                                    --> -->Two Steps forward
<--One step back

Step over or Under
(But don't step back)

Step here
           Step there
Step close
          (But oops! Not on their toes!)

Right Step
       Wrong Step
                     Misstep
                            (Do they like you yet?) 

Damned if you do
Damned if you don't
Some steps will love you
and some just won't

So here's my advice for every new stepmom; 
Focus on keeping your nervous system calm
There's many steps ahead but you matter more than you know
So take a deep breath
                        Ready
                              STEP
                                     go!